I cried when the Texas Rangers lost the 2010 World Series.

I cried when the Texas Rangers lost the 2011 World Series.

I cried when the Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series.

I was a student at the University of Oklahoma, where I didn't cry when Lincoln Riley left to coach USC (but I could've).

I convinced my high school newspaper to let me write about The Bachelorette for ten straight
weeks (I even interviewed the bachelorette!).

At one point I had over a thousand dollars in my bank account.

I read eighteen (18) books last year, thirteen of them were audiobooks but let's not get into semantics.